Ways to mess with your kids

Have you ever given thought to some of the things that can make your child loose trust or not care about you? Many parents do this on purpose or sometimes by mistake. Please read and try not to commit these mistakes. Some sites I visit find this funny and entertaining, not to lie I have found some of these things funny because I don’t think any parent would do this on purpose but then again the world is a big place. Well here are some things you can do to mess your child up in the long run.

Teach them the alphabet backwards.

Teach them that left is right and right is left.

Tell them the person in the mirror is their twin.

Teach them red is green and green is red.

Tell them you don’t love them.

Make them chase you then drive off in your car.

When you go to the store make it seem like you’re going to run away.

Scare them every day in the morning.

Tell them that if you pick your nose too much your brains will fall out.

From time to time don’t put food in their lunch box.

Talk to them in another language when you’re mad.

Smile at them when you’re sad and frown when you’re happy.

Tell them that If you do not eat your vegetables you will be homeless

When they talk to you ignore them.

Talk to them in third person

Call them zimba from time to time.

Get them a cell phone with no text.

Make them run laps when they do something bad.

When you walk by mess up their hair.

Hide their pets for a week and tell them it ran away.

When they ask for something give them the opposite.

Tell them that if they poke their belly button their insides will fall out.

Tell them that Guacamole is smashed up caterpillars.

Tell them you have eyes in the back of your head and so does every parent.

Tell them that When it thunders its god bowling and when it is a big crash he got a strike

When there is thunder in Africa apparently it is Santa moving all your Christmas gifts around.

Tell them that if you do not put your toys away the Boogie man will nick them.

Well enjoy trying these on your child, or just don’t do them at all. If you have any more ideas please feel free to comment them.